Every Deviants Dream Job

I went on "the google" (HT our president) this morning to search the "internet tubes" (HT Sen. Ted -Bridge to-Nowhere Stevens) to see how many hits I could get for the phrase "pleasure of the president". Almost five a half million, as it turns out.

Wow. That's alot. Does that mean the president's pleasure has been served five and a half million times? Or that there are five and a half million people available for his pleasuring? Or that there are five and a half million people waiting in line to serve the president's pleasure five and a half million times in five and a half million ways?

I don't know, mainly because I am way to lazy to actually look up any of the five and a half million hits that the google provided me off the internet tubes. It's just a hellova lot easier to point out that the number five and a half million is alot. And that the reason the eight U.S. attorneys we're fired was because they we're just to far back in the pleasure our president line.