Bush Press Conference

Claims victory in troop funding fight. Iraq must be held accountable (after summer vacation, of course). Iraq is new democracy, just like ours once was (course, we didn't throw off a brutal monarch and then start killing each other based on religious affiliation)

Secure our borders. Stop the killers. Al Queda. More American and Iraqi casualties. (Stay there, where they kill us daily, or they'll come here--and kill us daily. Some choice!)

Immigration is broken. Need to fix it. (Already has had six years to work on it, but who's counting?)

Reporter questions: What's up with Iran? Don't know, but we'll keep having meetings. Iranians are hard working people. They want all the our freedom stuff.

American casualties are devastating to their families. (Really? I had no idea.)

If we leave Iraq, violence will spiral out of control. (WTF?)

Questions about China. (I don't care, because he doesn't care. He's actually talking about making Chinese people eat more American beef. "It's good for them".)

(Jesus Christ, he's throwing in the al Queda card again. The fight them there or fight them here crap. I'm getting pissed off. No president has ever made me this angry just by listening to him.)

Al Queda. Again! It will be emboldened if we cut and run. I'm the president. It's my job to scare the crap out of you. Terrorists are dangerous. Fight them there or fight them here (sorry--he's the one who keeps saying it) They'll attack your children!

Osama bin Laden. Bloody and difficult August. Want politicians to make decisions or commanders on the ground? Biggest bullshit lie ever!

Finally, a question about political hacks running Justice dept. Finally, another refusal to answer the question. Al Queda, again!!!!! Killing Americans. Democracy is really difficult work. Victory will come when Iraq is stable and a partner in fighting terror. (In other words--NEVER).

People gotta understand. Why don't they? I'm the president, dammit.

Osama bin Laden, again!!! A danger to your children. (That's a new one) Nice to know that the criminal actually responsible for 9/11 is getting so much free press at a presidential news conference.

More lies about WMD. Saddam Hussein. (He's dead, get over it)

I can't go on. Need coffee. Can't listen to this fucking bullshit anymore. Please, God, make him go away.