1. He looks like a giant, mobile fetus. (I have a "thing" for giant, mobile fetuses)
2. He is such a political genius that his candidate lost the popular vote in 2000, yet still became president through a coup by the Supreme court.
3. He is such a Machiavellian mastermind that his party lost both houses of congress in 2006.
4. His client has the worst approval ratings of any president since Richard Nixon.
5. The target of his man love is hated and despised throughout the world, especially by people who believe in such things as democracy and freedom.
6. The policies he has helped to bring to fruition have rendered his party helpless, irrelevant and permanently damaged beyond repair.
7. He has promised to never again run a political campaign. Yea.
Yes. I love Karl Rove.
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