LOSE 30 POUNDS FAST! Really? If I do that I'll die. Send me info on how I can gain 30 pounds and I might be interested.
MY NEW MASTERCARD HAS BEEN APPROVED!!! When did I apply? Why can't I remember? Where's the card? Dammit, is there some identity theft bastard running around with my new credit card?
$1500.oo READY TO BE DEPOSITED IN MY ACCOUNT!!! Finally, some good news! Oh wait, I have to pay it back? At ruinous interest? I'd better think about this.
FREE DOVE BEAUTY SAMPLES!!! Because, if anything, I need to be even more beautiful. It's a curse.
TIFFANI WANTS TO BE MY NEW MySPACE FRIEND!!! Tiffani has posted nude photos of herself. She is 18 and lives in China. If I want to be her friend I just have to give her my credit card number. Is she sincere?
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