In the Godfather movies, "Fredo" is the dimwitted older brother of Michael Corleone, who betrays the family and ends up getting a bullet in the back of the head while fishing on Lake Tahoe.
Gonzo may be dimwitted, but he will never betray King George. Calling him "Fredo" is way off the mark. Gonzo is more like Luca Brasi, who actually was as stupid as Gonzo and wound up "sleeping with the fishes" because of his unswavering loyalty to Don Corleone.
Friday, August 3, 2007
King George's Speech today--Condensed Version
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Give me the TOOLS I need, or the KILLERS will KILL you. Do you want to be KILLED? Cuz I don't. No one wants a lot of KILLING to go on, Unless we're the ones doing the KILLING. Cuz that would be COOL.
Give me the TOOLS I need, or the KILLERS will KILL you. Do you want to be KILLED? Cuz I don't. No one wants a lot of KILLING to go on, Unless we're the ones doing the KILLING. Cuz that would be COOL.
Thursday, August 2, 2007
KARL ROVE: Brain Damaged Insect
Ever since regaining control of congress Democrats have been salivating over the possibility of getting Karl Rove in front of a congressional panel. King George, of course, will never allow this to happen.
The question is, why are Democrats so insistent, and why is Bush so resistant? For six years Rove has infested the same nest as all of the lackeys, stooges and toadies that have already been hauled before Congress. Being in such close contact, breathing the same rareified and poisonous air, he has surely by now been infected by the same disease the others suffer from: Selective amnesia.
Any questions put to him by outraged and skeptical senators--any question of significance--would be met by endless variations of: "I don't recall" "I don't remember" "I am not aware" "I was not involved" "I cannot answer that" and yada yada yada.
This reign will never give up anything to anyone that would reveal even the smallest details of its criminal operations. While Rove is highly overrated as a political mastermind, he is certainly no idiot. Gonzo, however, is, but even he was able to remember his I-don't-know-nothing script. Rove could bring this to a level of near perfection.
The question is, why are Democrats so insistent, and why is Bush so resistant? For six years Rove has infested the same nest as all of the lackeys, stooges and toadies that have already been hauled before Congress. Being in such close contact, breathing the same rareified and poisonous air, he has surely by now been infected by the same disease the others suffer from: Selective amnesia.
Any questions put to him by outraged and skeptical senators--any question of significance--would be met by endless variations of: "I don't recall" "I don't remember" "I am not aware" "I was not involved" "I cannot answer that" and yada yada yada.
This reign will never give up anything to anyone that would reveal even the smallest details of its criminal operations. While Rove is highly overrated as a political mastermind, he is certainly no idiot. Gonzo, however, is, but even he was able to remember his I-don't-know-nothing script. Rove could bring this to a level of near perfection.
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