Anyone who has seen Tony Snow lately can't help but notice his loss of hair and weight. He doesn't look good. That's understandable, since he's undergoing chemotherapy, which wreaks havoc on the body while working to kill the cancer cells.
But, in his resignation announcement, he claimed he was leaving simply because he needs to make more money. He made no mention of of the toll cancer and chemotherapy are taking upon his life and health.
It's probably true that he needs to make more money. Everybody does. But why in the hell can't he say that he needs to focus on his health, and getting well? So that he can be there for his family? Why can't he tell the truth?
Okay, that's a stupid question. He can't tell the truth because no one in this administration can. They lie. All the time. About everything: The reasons we went into Iraq. Torture. Secret prisons. Secret renditions. Warrantless wiretaps. Habeas Corpus. What they had for dinner last night. Their cholesterol count. Body counts.
You name it, they lie. It's in their nature. They can't help it. The only solution is for them to go away, which they are thankfully doing.
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Alternate Universe: Craig's Final Statement
I AM NOT GAY! I'VE NEVER BEEN GAY!
Sure, I've had sex with other men. In public bathrooms. But that was years ago, when I was in college. And, besides, isn't it the point of higher education to experiment?
Also, I was drunk. And confused. I was smoking a lot of pot and my defenses were down. Is it my fault these guys were so HOT?
Why can't I tap my foot in a stall? And move it over to rest innocently next to the foot of the guy next to me? I just like to compare shoes, and his were really HOT!
Yes, I still oppose gay rights and marriage. Two guys hooking up to have sex? In a bedroom? In private? Aren't they aware of the many fine public facilities in our nation's parks, airports and bus stops? What is wrong with these perverts? It's disgusting.
So, I'm resigning. I need to spend more time with my family. I'll also be going into rehab, where I can be cured of all those feelings and urges I already don't have. Because, I AM NOT GAY!
So, all you liberals and atheists and homosexuals can just go fuck yourselves. Which, come to think of it, would be really HOT!
Sure, I've had sex with other men. In public bathrooms. But that was years ago, when I was in college. And, besides, isn't it the point of higher education to experiment?
Also, I was drunk. And confused. I was smoking a lot of pot and my defenses were down. Is it my fault these guys were so HOT?
Why can't I tap my foot in a stall? And move it over to rest innocently next to the foot of the guy next to me? I just like to compare shoes, and his were really HOT!
Yes, I still oppose gay rights and marriage. Two guys hooking up to have sex? In a bedroom? In private? Aren't they aware of the many fine public facilities in our nation's parks, airports and bus stops? What is wrong with these perverts? It's disgusting.
So, I'm resigning. I need to spend more time with my family. I'll also be going into rehab, where I can be cured of all those feelings and urges I already don't have. Because, I AM NOT GAY!
So, all you liberals and atheists and homosexuals can just go fuck yourselves. Which, come to think of it, would be really HOT!
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